You have two jobs today: 1) bookmark this site and 2) comment below for a daily grade. Comment using your FULL name, last name first, first name last — and note that you DON’T have to set up a blog here, you’ll simply be coming here for assignments, tips and notes, or to comment on things I post here. In today’s post, introduce yourself to me and the class. Include nicknames, pronouns, favorite color, favorite artist (of any variety), favorite food, and a dad joke.
Fair warning: I’m 61 years old and I have 190 students on my roster this year. I love each and every one of you like the very special snowflake that you are, but be patient: it’ll take me a minute (or a good deal of the first semester) to remember it all.
Hello, my name is Isabel Escolar. I don’t have a nickname and I go by She/Her pronouns, my favorite color is petroleum blue, my favorite artist is Soonki, and my favorite food is Vietnamese Pho. Are you winning son?
My name is Jay Tavarez, pronouns are He/Him
My favorite color is blue
My favorite artist Hatsune Miku (favorite producer is Jin)
My favorite food is beans and rice
and a dad joke, is your refrigerator running, if so go and get it, bazinga.
Villegas Delaney
Aiden Korthof, pronouns He/Him
My favorite color is red
My favorite book is the Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman
My favorite band right now is the Smiths
My favorite food is spaghetti
A man goes to the doctor and says “Doctor every time I drink tea I get a pain in my eye” the Doctor asks “Did you remember to take out the spoon?”
My name is Penelope Levings. I really like the rainbow, and I’m too indecisive for a favorite color. I love Bjork and strawberries with cream. Dad joke alert:”My grandfather always says, teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for life, but teach a fish to man, it will be overwhelmed with taxes and die from suffocation.”
Tobias, Tatiana (she/her). My nickname is Tati and my favorite color is green. My favorite artist currently is Charli xcx or Clairo. My favorite food is enchiladas or ramen. My favorite dad joke is “how much does it cost to swim with sharks?” ……”an arm and a leg”.
Aparicio Fuentes, Matilde J
hello my name is Matilde I use any pronouns. I don’t have a favorite color but I love color combinations like neons with black. my favorite artist of all time is Fiona apple and following that is cap’n jazz. i love all types of food specially Salvadoran food, I love the different types of sweets you can get. a dad joke that resonates with me everyday is “why did the rabbit go to the salon, it was having a bad hare day!!” get it cause hare and hair. :3
My name is Zeke Wooten and my friends call me Zeekey. My pronouns are he/him and I have lots of favorite colors, but my favorite color combo is blue and orange. Some of my long standing favorite artists are Gorillaz, DOOM, and Rancid. My favorite foods are green beans, hummus, and fried rice. These all seem very random but I love my weird foods. What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call it because it isn’t coming…
Walker, London. My name is London. My pronouns are she/her. My favorite color is green, my favorite band is Blink182, my favorite food is Mac & Cheese, and a dad joke I know is “What do kings use to fall asleep? A knight light.”
Emma Hwang
soleil Salamone
She/her
My name is Lydia Amstutz (she/her), and my favorite color is orange. I love John Coltrane, Mos Def, Jose Gonzales! My favorite food is acai, and my favorite dad joke is, “A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The doctor tells the rabbit, ‘you must be a type-o.'”